jetgreguar:

missespeon:

plantbird:

kingcheddarxvii:

I am declaring today, June 28, to be “Talk Like A Middle-Aged Person on Facebook Day.” Leave a nice, thoughtful comment on this and any other post you see today………………. :)

A funny and thought provoking post! I hope you are well. Love from all the family, say hello to your parents from me and David Xx

Do not post things like this anymore! Everyone can see it! Also, did you get my graduation card? Very proud of you.

Nice post..Love you

(via annoyedandroid)

nepetaquest:

jontron all heart eyes telling neil cicieraga that he’s a fan of his, and the first words neil shares with jontron are basically “hahaha oh yeah you’re that pissbaby who dismissed a really important issue a fan had regarding your work”

image

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dokibots:

haha! have fun at highschool today NERDS. i’m gonna be doing cool ADULT stuff like sleeping WHENEVER i want and CRYING 

(via headofvipers)

mcclonalds:

tonights bdsm safe word is “superwholock” because thats the best moodkiller i can think of

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crossbeams:

I JUST TURNED AROUND AND SHE WAS DOING THIS

wtf cats

crossbeams:

I JUST TURNED AROUND AND SHE WAS DOING THIS

wtf cats

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craziesunshine:

Things that are apparently more important than being on Tumblr:

  • petting soft kitty pawpads

(via itswalky)

coelasquid:

sonneillonv:

underhuntressmoon:

voidbat:

explainervideo:

What happens to cats in zero gravity ?   more educational gifs«

OH GOD THOSE POOR BABIES i am sobbing i am laughing so hard

In the last pic the cat is all “oh thank god I found ground NO WAIT COME BACK GROUND”

THOSE POOR BABIES OMG WHY AM I LAUGHING AT THIS

Pigeons are even funnier in zero g, they don’t know which way is up and fly upside down 

(via itswalky)

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wkdart:

my-name-is-long:

pricklybangbang:

today at work i asked a customer if he wanted french vanilla creamer with his coffee and he said no because he wanted the “heterosexual” creamer instead and it just blows my mind that straight people say shit about how queer people “force our sexuality on them” because i have never met a single queer person who has done something like assign a sexuality to coffee creamer

what does heterosexual creamer even mean

no homogenized milk

(Source: supremecute, via headofvipers)